Barbawa Walterzz: Hewwo, I am Barbawa Walterz. On todays show we have special guest, "Ron Stoppable".How are you?
Ron:Im good! These monkeys keep following me around like im there master or something. I think they want me to become the monkey ninja overlord or something.
Barbawa Walterzz:(whispers to Ron)Error, i think your not functioning correctly.(hit ron in the face)
Ron: Where was i, o yes. I loved your interview with Sandy. That was interesting. I never would have guessed you were a samurai. That wasnt programmed into your memory to fight like that.
Barbawa Walterzz: I have been programmed to mess with people. I decided i might as well become something nobody likes. First i wanted to be a ninjwaa, but i remember they were really cool. So i decided to be a samurai, because they are gay and nobody likes them as much as a ninja.
Ron: You are a very odd system. Why didnt we make you a really cool, hot supermodel with super powers?
Barbawa Walterzz: You knew nobody would listen to some sexy retard trying to confuse the world. People would just be like, hey did you see that sexy robot Barbawa Walterzz in the new playboy issue, shes really hot. Nobody wanted that. People want annoying ugly old robots that make you think, "hmm, what the fuck is she doing on tv?"
Ron: Well we didnt have to make you this hideous and discusting.
Barbawa Walterzz: Beware my wrath ron, if you werent one of my original creators i would have destroyed you by now.
Ron: That sounded like a really week threat, Monkey Ninjas attack!
(Monkey ninjas start coming from nowhere jumping all over the discusting Barbawa.)
Barbawa Walterzz: AAAHHHH!!! get it off!!!!!
(Barbawa runs around screaming like a stupid mexican guy, while monkeys jump around punching her from all sides. Although we know one monkey ninja could have defeated barb., this way is funnier. THe monkeys continue tearing at her like ferocious bunnies when suddenly the decide they dont want to touch her anymore, so they throw her body out a window. Everyone watching cheers as the hideous robot falls to her death. For now she is gone, but soon we all know some Luke Perry type guy will be all, "lets fix it." Soon later she will rise from the grave to kill monkeys around the world!)